Gretchen’s Life Day – 106

7 Jun

Some rules and etiquette if your child is attending a birthday party at someone elses house.

1. RSVP Don’t just show up. You RSVP so that I know how many goodie bags to make. So, if you just show up and your kid goes home crying because he did not get a goodie bag then that’s on you.

2. If you let your kid climb all over your furniture don’t let them do it on mine.

3. Don’t show up and hour and 20 minutes into a 2 hour party. Really? Why bother?

4. If you have raised a princess who is too high and mighty to play any games but insists on bossing everybody else around and claims she is allergic to silly string and if she sees it she will throw up then put on her tiara and leave her sitting on her throne at home.

5. Lastly, if you kid had asthma this is probably something you should let me know before I do relay races.

These are the lessons I learned this week!


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